dicksie3 3:53 Thu Sep 26
Useless XI
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I know that this has been done many times before, and we’ve had so many fucking useless cunts over the decades that it’s a depressing catalogue to select from, but who’s in your team?
Manager: Avram Grant (Glenn Roeder as Assistant)
4-4-2
GK: Sasa Ilic (just the one game for us (0-4 Vs Everton) but it was bad enough to be my No.1)
RB: Robbie Stockdale
LB: Wayne Quinn
CB: Gary Breen (C)
CB: Havard Nordtveit (I’m sure that he’s better than he was for us but he was a fucking joke when he played for our club. Dog shit)
RM: Yaniv Katan (incredibly out of his depth)
LM: Laurent Courtois (as above)
CM: Carlos CUNTchez
CM: Radoslav Kovac
ST: Savio Nsereko
ST: Benni McCarthy
To be fair, you could easily get 3/4/5 teams of utter dross as we’ve had that many useless pile of old cunts over the years.
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Dan M
4:01 Thu Sep 26
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Savio (the £1.5m man despite the made-up figure floated around then and still now) looked good for one game and got an assist. So swap him out for fatty-boom-boom Mido who did neither.
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angryprumphs
4:06 Thu Sep 26
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dicksie3 3:53 Thu Sep 26
Useless cunt XI
I actually felt a bit ill reading that team....... I am trying to picture them playing together.
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SurfaceAgentX2Zero
4:07 Thu Sep 26
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To me, Kovac was more the most bang average of bang averagest, rather actually a useless cunt.
We should change formation and slip in the thousand year old, fat, useless cunt Titi Camara
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Cheezey Bell-End
4:11 Thu Sep 26
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I always wondered how Jeremie Aliadiere got a job as a footballer.
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BKnowles21
4:11 Thu Sep 26
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As much as many hold him in 'cult hero' status, Carlton Cole was one of the most useless cunts I've seen pull on our shirt. Frustrating nobody noticed this sooner.
Good Championship striker. Definitely not Premier League quality.
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Pickle Rick
4:14 Thu Sep 26
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Tevez? really? the man single handedly saved us from relegation in that 9 game run in.
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Mr Anon
4:16 Thu Sep 26
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Who.metioned Tevez?
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angryprumphs
4:18 Thu Sep 26
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BKnowles21 4:11 Thu Sep 26
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Disagree he was a championship player, he would have got into any team that wanted to survive in the prem playing shit football. Plenty of them in his day. Someone like Stoke.
Limited player but nowhere near my cunt 11
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Far Cough
4:23 Thu Sep 26
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Agreed, CFC would be nowhere near my all time worse team
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gph
4:32 Thu Sep 26
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CFC was annoying.
An underachiever rather than useless. Could've and should've been a lot better.
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cholo
4:39 Thu Sep 26
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Mcknight for Ilic
McQueen at left back
Zaza and Calleri were pretty fucking hopeless for us.
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Far Cough
4:44 Thu Sep 26
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Don't forget, Carlton scored one of the goals that got us back to where we are today
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SteveJacko
4:48 Thu Sep 26
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I’d replace Kovac with Nigel Quashie
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Sxboy_66
4:52 Thu Sep 26
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I doubt even that team would lose 4-0 to fucking OXFORD
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ironsofcanada
4:52 Thu Sep 26
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Matthew Kilgallon
Neil Meillor
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Haz
5:01 Thu Sep 26
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Anyone remember Scotty MINTO'S debut? He would have walked into that 11 as Cap'n.
Marco BOOGERS?
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Pickle Rick
5:04 Thu Sep 26
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Mr Anon 4:16 Thu Sep 26
Sorry, my mistake, re-reading its Sanchez.
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goose
5:05 Thu Sep 26
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Kovac wasn't THAT bad............ we've deffo had worse although i'm struggling to think of one.
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Block
5:08 Thu Sep 26
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carl fletcher
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